Why do people keep mustaches?

1. To look cool.
2. For good luck.
3. Can’t grow hair anywhere else.
4. Match personality.
5. Match their name, “Harry”
6. The lack of ability to do anything else.
7. To look older.
8. To look tough.
9. Parental beating.
10. To be Mr. Alexander

The reasons above were all of the reasons that we could come up with why you would want to keep a mustache. If you have any suggestions email us at mustachesruletheuniverse@hotmail.com